People, do you love your country? For years, the mark of any true patriot has been bold and consistent: American flag lapel pins. Well, despite years of our politicians and political pundits bravely sporting these fashionable and socially acceptable displays of defiance against the terrorists of the world, we still find ourselves more divided than ever. I mean, what’s going on here people!? Are we Americans, or Americants? Let’s all band together people, and make a new statement with our versatile and stylish all year round lapel pins: the only people that should be divided are the Deadite scum, right down the middle with a chainsaw!